Did You Forget to remember?

spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help


surprisebitch:
“ me
”

cupcakesforcastiel:

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

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sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. “Make me”,
  2. “oh really”,
  3. “is that so”

“prove it”

“What’s in it for me?”


crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes


rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on


whimpsy:

osamah:

kid: “how did you meet mom”

me: “thirst follow”